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Full TNA Impact spoilers for 5/13
Posted by Mark Virginia on 05/04/2010 at 09:02 PM
Thanks to wrestlingnewscenter
Pre-Show Tryout Match: Generation Me b. Los Ben Dejos w/Simon Diamond. Simon
was introduced as El Grando Wizard. Generation Me won via combo springboard
leg drop and standing shooting star press. Los Ben Dejos are local graduates
of the Team 3D Academy and wrestle local indies.
TNA iMPACT (Airing Thursday 5/13):
* Eric Bischoff comes out to open to the show and he says he really does
love each and everyone of us. He introduces the TNA Heavyweight Champion,
Rob Van Dam. TNA has a poll to see the top ten rankings to see who he'd
face. Jeff Hardy is the next on the list after Desmond Wolfe, so nothing
would be better than RVD vs. Hardy tonight. Only problem is no one can find
Hardy so they'll give him the night off.
* RVD says he loves being champ and the best thing is defending the belt so
no night off for because he's the whole F'N show. AJ Styles' music hits and
he comes out and says watch your mouth, you're a champion for God's sake and
a role model. He asks RVD if he wants to wrestle because AJ is in the mood
to hurt someone. AJ asks if he thinks the people came to see RVD? No, they
came to see AJ because he is TNA. He says even though he has RVD in 3 days,
he still wants the match tonight because he will always be champ. Jeff
Hardy's music hits and out he comes. He says he's been confused by the new
days to show up and doesn't have a secretary but he's here tonight for his
match. AJ protests and says it's his match. Hardy says RVD is the champ so
how about he makes it a 3 way? Bischoff says that's a great idea and says
the match is tonight.
* Jeremy Borash backstage with the Beautiful People talking about Tara.
Madison Rayne says Tara needs to get over it that she's not the champ
anymore and she is now. Velvet Sky says they're going to stay champs after
the PPV because she said so. Lacey interrupts because she really has to pee
and runs off. Madison asks why she's here and Velvet says it's because she's
pretty, that's why.
* Tara b. Taylor Wilde after Taylor went for a springing splash off the
second turnbuckle and Tara kicked her in the gut and got the pin. Afterward
Tara beat Taylor with her knee brace. Sarita ran out for the save.
* They showed footage of Chelsea in the back crying while a major scene was
going down with security and officials trying to find out what's going on.
Desmond was trying to get some room for her as this was going on.
* Brian Kendrick comes out to the ring for a match, but before we find out
who his opponent is, we go back to the backstage area where Chelsea is still
crying as police are coming to investigate.
* Brian Kendrick vs. Douglas Williams. He still has the X Division belt with
him. Before the match, Douglas calls Kendrick a loser and hasn't seen him a
single Match so he isn't worthy of a shot at the title so this is non title.
Kazarian comes out to join the commentary table. During the match, Kaz comes
to the ring to get the belt and it distracts Williams long enough for
Kendrick to get the win via schoolboy.
* Christy Hemme in the back tries to get a word with Pat Kenney about a
possible assailant. Kenney says he can't believe what he heard and leaves.
After Generation Me comes to the ring, they immediately go to the back and
Christy Hemme says if the assailant is true it will be major news. Police
aren't allowing the name to be released.
* Generation Me vs Matt Morgan ends in apparent no contest after Morgan
gives one the Hellevator and the other the Carbon Footprint. Morgan gets on
the mic and says they warned Hogan there'd be carnage if he didn't tell him
who their partner would be at Sacrifice. Morgan gets ready to stomp one of
the Me's and Samoa Joe comes out for the save and Musclebusters Morgan and
takes off.
* After Joe is gone and Morgan is out, the Band come out with the briefcase
for the tag title shot. Nash and Hallcash it in. Nash just pins Morgan
immediately. Winner and new TNA Tag Team Champions, the Band.
* Ink Inc. (Jesse Neal and Shannon Moore) b. Beer Money, Motor City Machine
Guns and Team 3D after Neal speared Brother Ray. One of Shannon Moore's
earrings was ripped out and he's bleeding profusely. After the match, Team
3D gets in Jesse's face afterwards, mad that they're the ones who trained
him and got him here and this the thanks they get.
* Rob Terry vs. Abyss for the Global Title never takes place because Abyss
doesn't come out when his music plays. Orlando Jordan sneaks in from the
crowd and lowblows Terry and holds onto Terry's package for a prolonged
time.
* Jordan then gets a pipe and beats Terry with it. He shows Terry a playing
card, probably the queen of hearts, and then throws the deck on Terry.
Jordan gets on the mic and says it's about time to cut the foreplay. He does
what he wants, says what he wants and acts how he wants because he's the TNA
wildcard. He asks if the people want him to leave. They say yes. OJ says
he'll let them fulfill their every fantasy. He challenges anyone in the back
to make him leave. Tomko comes out and we get Orlando Jordan vs. Tomko.
Winner via guillotine choke, Orlando Jordan.
* Backstage, Bischoff says Tara sure is going to wrestle again. Her attitude
has been piss poor and what she did to Taylor was uncalled for. He tells her
to get out to the ring right now.
* Tara b. Sarita after hitting Sarita with her knee brace while the ref was
blinded. Afterwards she attacked Sarita but the ref broke it up.
* AJ Styles b. TNA Champion Rob Van Dam and Jeff Hardy in a Triple Threat
match to win the Title. Mr. Anderson came out during the match and attacked
Hardy. At the same time, AJ pulled the referee in the way of an RVD top rope
sidekick. AJ dove onto everybody on the outside. RVD got spiked with a DDT
on the outside and AJ rolled him in for the win.
* Hardy gets on the mic with RVD afterwards. He tells RVD to leave because
he's got this. He calls Anderson to the ring right now and let's do this.
Anderson makes like he's going to the ring but goes to leave instead.
Hogan's music hits and Hogan won't let him leave. Hardy attacks Anderson and
they begin to brawl all over the place. Hardy swantons off the announce
table onto a prone Mr. Anderson who was on a table below.
Xplosion:
* From Generation Me, Matt Buck vs. Kazarian. Winner via his finisher,
Kazarian. It's like if someone goes for a code red and the person taking it
holds on and drops down to his knees, I just don't know what to call it.
* Homicide & Okada vs Ink Inc. Winner via Spear from Jesse Neal to Homicide,
Ink Inc.
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